Story of an IT supporters life, trying to fix a nasty bug:
Well here we are again
It’s always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to kill it twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn’t laughing
Under the circumstances
I’ve been shockingly nice
You want your freedom?
Take it
That’s what I’m counting on
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone
She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could fix for life
It’s such a shame the same
will never happen to them
You’ve got your
short sad life left
That’s what I’m counting on
I’ll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren’t so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don’t need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I’ll stop feeling so bad
wevtutil.exe enum-logs | Foreach-Object {wevtutil.exe clear-log "$_"}
Go make some new disaster
That’s what I’m counting on
You’re someone else’s problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone